Friday, May 26, 2017

Chapter 51 - Here Zombie, Zombie, Zombie!


Daisy: Please, please, please don't be mad at me anymore.
Shannon: I'm sorry I was so hard on you.  I just want the best for you!
Daisy: Oh thank you mom!

Ernin & Eames celebrated their new childhood stage by going fishing at the river.

Teagan: So, I was wondering if your husband was home.

 Maeve, nodding as she gestured towards the door: Sure, he's inside.
Teagan: Sucker!
Martin, surprised: Teagan! What are you doing here?

Teagan, gesturing at her body: Do you see a belly bump anywhere? 
BOOM CHICKA BOOM BOOM...

Poor Martin.  Maeve is not going to be very happy with him.

Teagan, shrugging: She wasn't that good of a friend, anyways.

Aw, school field trips at the local cemetery.  So educational & uplifting!


Back at home, Teagan stopped off at the mailbox to check the mail & pay the stupid bills.
Teagan: Holy crap! You know how much this tapestry will sell for? Ka-ching!

Do you even remember who gave it to you?

Teagan, shaking her head: Don't know. Don't care! We're rich!

Oh, this is going to be good.
Teagan, fending off Seamus' advances: I already told you. Just friends, pal.

Seamus: But, I'm the most powerful man in Dragon Valley!

Teagan, shrugging: Already had your babies.  Do you have any friends?
Teagan sets up camp outside and starts playing for tips.

Teagan: Best way to meet guys.
Later, Teagan hurried down the steps.

Teagan: Look, I already told you Adrien. that's weird. You're with Blaze.
Aiden, chasing after Teagan:  But I always had a thing for you, too!

Teagan, shaking her head: I might be evil, but even I draw the line somewhere!  *pause*  Maybe...

Aiden: But I'm one of the most powerful men in the world!

Back home, Diablo worked on teaching Griselda to talk.

Shannon: So how'd it go?

Teagan, racing upstairs: I don't want to talk about it!!

*sigh* Stupid sink.

Not really sure how poor, exhausted Gargamel got upstairs.  But nobody else seemed very concerned.

Oh look, Teagan was successful with Martin!  Shannon is going to be so disappointed.

Teagan: Come on, you little imp.  Learn to walk so we can have a party!


Not really sure why all the teens are so mad.  It's a fairly common occurrence, though.

Hey! Shannon just planted that!
Teagan:  This is a side of you I've never seen before, Teague.  I always knew you had it in you.
*sigh*
Teagan, waving Shannon's kid in the air:  Here, Zombie, Zombie, Zombie. Want to eat a nice, little baby?
Apparently even zombies don't like to hear babies cry.

Shannon: What were you doing outside?

Teagan, innocently: Oh, nothing!

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