Abigaile, complaining to Callum: That was my favorite rock collection. I can't believe she just sold it!
Callum: I know. She even sold my field trip souvenir!
That was cold Teagan! All the kids are really upset about that!
Teagan: They'll get over it.
Caitlynne: ...and people think that werewolves are messy! Ha! They should come see this house!
Shannon, happily: I think I'm pregnant again!
Well, I think there's a really good chance of that!
Shannon: Breanna! I'm pregnant!
Breanna: Congratulations, Mom! That's great!
Apparently Breanna has forgotten how little sleep they get when there are newborns in the house.
Shannon, noticing Blaze sneaking away with one of her children: Hold it, mister! Where do you think you're going with Daisy?!
Blaze, straightening up with indignation: I was putting her to sleep!
Shannon, eyeing him distrustfully: Alright, as long as you don't leave the property with her.
Apparently Blaze will never get over that time he left his newborn brother on the side of the road to get rid of him.
Alaina: I'm looking for a special type of elixir. What do you have?
Alaina, gazing at the vampire potion: Oh, so tempting! But I should probably not use that. Besides, that invigorating potion might come in handy when I'm sleep-deprived!
Phew! Good thing she didn't go for the vampire elixir. 1) they don't have enough money to be blowing $1000 in one swoop & 2) can you picture Teagan as a vampire forever and ever. Oi!
Shannon, rubbing her small baby bump: I'm pregnant. It's more important that I eat for the little one. I should go before you.
Teagan: Try it and die.
Extreme hunger made the family feral.
Caitlynne, grumpily: Am I the only one that does dishes?
Shannon: I was trying to sleep and he woke me up!
Poor Edgar Allen, there's not enough cribs in the house so he fell asleep on the floor with one last wail.
Alaina: Poor Edgar Allen? What about us? I'm exhausted and I just got to sleep!
Blaze: I'm outta here! Suckers!
Teagan, shrieking: WHAT?! HE LEFT ME?! That brat was supposed to finish teaching Erasmus to talk!
She was only slightly mollified when she heard that Chaos actually managed to get on the honor roll.
Teagan, with surprise: He's such a dummy, how'd he manage that?!
Teagan: Why the hell I signed her up for an afterschool activity, I don't know!
Teagan: GREAT! Get home now! You're having a birthday party!
Cruella: But I was going to clean the bug cage!
Teagan: Home. Now. I'm not raising these babies on my own!
Teagan wasted no time arranging a party. She kept the invitations to a minimum. She only invited Seamus O'Connell over. After cake, maybe they could play a little hanky-panky! That would be such a feather in her cap!
Teagan: Come on, Cruella. Help me get this crap hold cleaned enough to put the birthday cakes.
Cruella: Okay, Mom.
Teagan: Don't call me, Mom. And remember, if the cake catches on fire: stop, drop and roll.
Teagan, offended: So, Seamus sent you instead?
Riley Cromos: Yes ma'am. He said that I might find it an interesting experience.
Teagan: Drat the man! He must have known my plans!
Cruella, glaring at Abigaile as she blew a party horn in her ear: Why did I have to be born into this family?
Cruella: You're still a dum-dum!
Chaos momentarily considered arguing with his sister, but truthfully - she scared him. It was better to just ignore her.
Seamus O'Connell: No, I really don't want to come over right now.
Riley: Someone get her to the hospital!
Shannon, waving dismissively: Oh don't worry. I can get there myself. This is my 5th pregnancy!
Shannon: This is Eames MacAnna...