Bus Driver: Retired finally. She warned me about you guys, though. Got a big family, huh?
Atomic: You don't know the half of it!
Shannon: I never thought I'd say this, but I hope Teagan finishes teaching Chaos his toddler skills soon!
Teagan: Come on you stupid idiot. Cruella can talk and walk now. Look! That's how you walk.
Cruella: Chaos is a dum-dum.
Chaos: Nuh uh! I'm not a dum-dum! You're a dum-dum!
Teagan: When you learn to walk you can call her a dum-dum. Until then, you're the dum-dum.
Chaos, triumphantly: CRUELLA'S A DUM-DUM!
Teagan: Oh thank the plumbbob. I thought you'd never get it!
Ainthe, coldly: So you are Teagan, I suppose.
Teagan, glancing up sharply: Who the hell are you?
Ainthe: Fintan's wife. He told me all about you and your ridiculous challenge. And believe me, once those babies are born, they will not be raised in this... *looking around* peasants' shack...
Teagan, fiercely: Oh yes they will!
Aw, it's so nice to see Teagan's protective maternal side!
Teagan: If I give birth to these runts, they are going to count towards my total! I'm not wasting any points!
Shannon, holding Chaos: Happy Birthday, sweethearts! Today is the start of your childhood adventure!
Atomic: Enjoy it while you can.
Breanna: Happy birthday, Cruella.
Cruella, angrily spewing: Shut up! Why are you talking to me? Your wings are so dumb! Your clothes are stupid! You're such a dum-dum!
Breanna, taken a back: What is wrong with you?
Alaina, whispering to Abigaile: Do you see her? She's just making a show of being all into babies because she's trying to get Alasdair's attention.
Abigaile, gasping: Do you think so? I thought she came home with Atomic.
Alaina, nodding: Atomic doesn't even acknowledge her. I saw her in the kitchen talking to Alasdair and she went all gooey-eyed.
Alaina confronted Morrigan O'Reilly angrily: You're not going to impress Alasdair by fawning over the babies. That's dumb.
Morrigan, taken aback: She was crying. I was only trying to help.
Alaina, rolling her eyes: Not a she. That was totally a he. UGH!
Alasdair, cutting in quickly: You're not. Don't listen to Alaina. She's a bit dramatic...
Alaina: I am NOT!
Alasdair, under his breath: Beat it, Alaina...
Teagan, shouting: KEARNEY, I TOLD YOU TO QUIT ASKING ME OUT ON DATES!
Shannon, glancing down: Where did that puddle come from?
Shannon: Omigod, Teagan! You're in labor!
Teagan: Oh, stuff it, princess. I've done this a million times. I know when I'm in labor and when...
Teagan, doubling over: ...oof... I'm in labor!
Fintan, shouting: They're an ABOMINATION! They're not MITHRILENS! You've tricked me, you scalliwag! Get them out of my sight!
Teagan: Well, at least the jerk's not going to fight me for you. *squinting* I don't know what he's yelling about. So, you're not blue!
There is sweet little Fintan MacAnna....